Ninja No. 2 - black screen
thump thump (clacking drum sounds...)
words fade in - "what's better than a castle?"
fade out...
thump thump
words fade in - "a ninja..."
Ninja No. 1: YES!
Ninja No. 2: swooshing sounds...
screen i still black....
quick peek of ninjas eyes...
then they zoom off screen...
thump thump
"what's better than a ninja?"
a sound of slashing and dying is heard...
Ninja No. 1: a scream too!
Ninja No. 2: totally
Ninja No. 1: YES!
Ninja No. 2: thump thump......"a castle full of ninjas"
then SLASH! the screen is cut in two...
the two sides peel back to reveal a completely bloodred screen...
zooming in slowly from the bottom of the screen...
Ninja No. 1: dude, we are on the exact fucking page
Ninja No. 2: first we see a flag flapping, black outlined against the blood red sky....
Ninja No. 1: red in my head
Ninja No. 2: and soon we see ninja perched on top of a battlement....
the ninja vanishes, and is replaced by the CastleNinja Logo....
BAM!
Ninja No. 1: DUDE....i just spooged my pants